© THEME

cyber-heroine:

jolyneshepard:

emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

4 hours ago   diobreado   via: the-selfie-of-dorian-gray   252,737 notes   reblog

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

5 hours ago   givemeinternet   via: fuckyeahloldemort   323,692 notes   reblog

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

5 hours ago   itssexualhour   via: fuckinq-kissmeh   118,763 notes   reblog

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

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alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

2 days ago   gifak-net   via: gothamcityneedsahero   462,862 notes   reblog

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

2 days ago   damittromney   via: fuckyeahloldemort   120,471 notes   reblog

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

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